Firm Titties

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.

Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.

by bl@de_catcher March 28, 2009

IHOP titties

Deflated,dried-up mommy titties that resemble pancakes

Cougars are OK as long as they don't have those IHOP titties

by wolfbait51 May 19, 2011

sick titties

An exclamation of pure joy. Originates from Hespeler/Cambridge, Ontario. Usually followed by some form of motherfucker.

Alternate spelling: siqq titties (usually used when speaking on MSN)

Rachel: I just picked up a half quad!
Hannah: Sick titties!

OR

Rachel: I got us some triple stacked red Batmans!
Hannah: SICK TITTIES MUTHAFUCKA!

by Kacheldhfsdhfksjfd November 15, 2007

Tribal titties

The term "tribal titties" mostly refers to female breasts that are very saggy and droopy, much like those of tribal women in cultures that do not use bras.

That chick has some tribal titties.

by rainydaysasha August 9, 2008

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016

saggy titties

Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.

Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007