taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

by Bufonics January 4, 2018

Tadino

Very good looking but stupid

Nico: Tadino ist hot
Chenlin: Du schwuchtel

by chenlon April 9, 2022

Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.

I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.

by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010

snoozy taint

Snoozy taint is the result of riding a bike (regular or exercise) too long causing your taint to fall asleep.

"Jenn caught snoozy taint yesterday after her long bike ride, it was 10 minutes before she could walk."

by Bear Rogers June 16, 2018

Taint On Taint

A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.

Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.

by sImon mIlligan August 7, 2008

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Taintapotomus

A girl with an extremely large taint. Generally hairy or smells of fecal matter.

That girl I boned last night had a taintapotomus.

by WootALoot July 7, 2009