Tosser

A two-faced, narcissistic and vainglorious self-centred man, whose main goal in life is to subtlety and overtly remind his peers how much more special and superior than them he thinks he is.

That supercilious politician is always making false promises; what a complete tosser he is !

by Downbeat Dan October 18, 2020

tosser

See Wanker.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

Tosser

someone that acts like a total prick, that is annoying you or has made you very angry

sam: "HI MABBSY" *jumps arround*
mabbsy: you tosser
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*driving allong and your in a car and you get cut up you would shout "YOU TOSSER" at them in anger*

by mabbs November 17, 2009

Tosser

A totally useless person

Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him

by The Real Jack the Lad January 14, 2009

Tosser

Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell.
The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title.

Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.

-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times!
-Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.

by TitleOfShower January 26, 2009

TOSSER

Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.

Bakes is a tosser.
Means:
Bakes is a great guy

by Grizz February 10, 2005

lefty tosser

Somebody who masturbates using their left hand

"Cameron is a right lefty tosser"
"Yeah, what a wanker"

by Edgelord21 June 27, 2017