Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the
wall.
No
one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of
grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that
thicc and
woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy
water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars*
OMG thats tori
Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a
busPerson 2: Jumps off a bridge