tobacco-treat

Tobacco-treat is just a fun word for a cigarette!

Hey! You want to get out of here, and go for a tobacco-treat?

by Shawn Martin September 21, 2003

Tobacco Tea

The substance that has large amounts of tobacco and water in it. Generally happens when people leave cigs in an ashtray and it gets filled with water (usually rain.)

The tobacco literally steeps like it's tea.

1: Pass me that ashtray?

2: Yeah, but it rained. don't get tobacco tea on yourself.

by Flabbergasgestation December 19, 2009

Tobacco Turd

The result of forgetting to put a cigarette tube on the end of a table-top cigarette rolling machine before turning the crank, leaving a distinctively turd-shaped roll of tobacco on the table.

Dude, I thought your cat took a dump on the table again, but it was just that tobacco turd you laid earlier.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 June 29, 2011

Tobally

Its a word that you never say, or never mean to say. When you say it your are embarrassed and hang your head over the shoulders of the person writing this definition. Holy cow Tim is laughing on the floor. And Donald just passed out for the eight time tonight. Tobally is the new awesome. Use it whenever you're drinking or going to the bathroom. Tobally sweet.

Oh my goy sweet joke.

Tobally amazing.

Alex just fell asleep on the floor
Tobally.

by Jeah Jeah mmmm Jeah November 13, 2010

Tobacco stick

A cigarette, usually hand rolled or only used in the context of 100% pure, additive free tobacco as with American Spirits

I was feeling drunk so I reached for a tobacco stick to cool me down.

by Ophion March 13, 2011

tobacco-hag

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.

Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.

by million-year-man November 9, 2012

Tobacco Institute Scientist

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.

Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?

by The Amazing Science-Man April 20, 2012