grave juicer

An ancient ritual of fraternity folklore during which two males find a deceased female (five days plus) and then one male proceeds to engage in oral stimulation of the deceased female body (muff dive). During this act the other male positions himself in an elevated position over the body. He then proceeds to jump on the deceased female's stomach; thus projecting all of the remaining vaginal fluid buildup into the muff diver's mouth; bon apetite

Sean: Hey do you guys happen to have any mouthwash?

Crowd: No. Why?

Sean: Me and my buddy just performed the grave juicer on this bitch we dug up at the cemetary.

Crowd: Sick fuck

by d&d inc. June 26, 2008

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013

Phillip Graves

Shadow Company owner, creator, CEO, and commander. He’s probably a closeted gay man idk. He’s voiced by Warren Kole

Smash or Pass. Phillip Graves

Smash. He’s the one coming out pregnant.

What.

by Chaos_Idiot October 18, 2023

Early Grave

A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.

There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.

1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.

2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.

3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 6, 2020

fenix graves

fenix is short, the living definition of adhd, a close friend of mine, but most of all… she, is a little rat. you might not notice at first… but her scheming and sneaky personality will soon catch up to you… and it won’t be good. her prettiness will deceit you… and when you least expect it… she will shed her skin to reveal her true form: evelyn’s grandmother bird. she might attempt to eat your shoelaces so be cautious of that ;) she’s a huge betrum fan girl.

greg heffley: dude what’s that on the horizon? it looks like it’s convulsing..
you: oh no… it’s fenix graves…RUN
*a silhouette of fenix on the horizon shedding its skin*

by chad+janice May 28, 2022