Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.
"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."
by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007
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The most cutest girl you will ever meet, with sparkling eyes and rich olive skin. Has really big boobs, and the nicest ass ever. She is a hard working person in life, she works hard for all her accomplishments and doesn't let anything bring her down. She has meaning to all her friends and seduces men with her amazing eyes and outgoing personality. most likely struggled with drugs in her early years, but she has overcome that with the help of her loving friends. Men want to be with her, but she will stay faithful to her one and only. One of the most amazing people that a person will ever meet. Usually from Germany.
Boy: Damn that's a really fine girl over there
Girl: Don't even try Tyrone, that's a Taisha, she already has a man.
Boy: But that ass
Girl: Don't bust a nut, but i'm your girl her.
Girl: Don't even try Tyrone, that's a Taisha, she already has a man.
Boy: But that ass
Girl: Don't bust a nut, but i'm your girl her.
by DaquaviusGoodman November 17, 2013
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by Vannyslim February 2, 2015
Get the Thighjob mug.Taishanese are the majority chinese in california and new york before 1990s. They average around 5'7. We have the hottest cantonese bitches a live.
by King of beer October 13, 2009
Get the taishan mug.The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.
Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.
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