coconut shovel

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after

I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.

by CumChubbs May 14, 2015

Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.

Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.

by TannROK April 10, 2009

belly shovel

Spoon

Gather many followers, Use belly shovel

by Bellyshovel May 10, 2019

muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.

My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.

by Tidrow March 21, 2011

helium shovel

A ubiquitous piece of equipment used by construction crews, ostensibly for digging holes, that requires the operator to lean on it continually so it does not float away due to the gravity-defying materials from which it's made.

Foreman: What the fuck am I paying you for? Get your ass in gear!
Jimmy: Working the helium shovel, boss.
Dave: Strap that thing down; it's time to go to the gas station for some coffee and a porn break anyway.

by AllTheGoodHandlesAreTaken July 10, 2019

Rape Shovel

1. A French council worker.

2. A shovel for assiting in the process of rape.

"The only way to avoid this rape shovel is consent!"

by rocket_punch June 29, 2009

love shovel

A term used by young male farmer-types to describe their penis.

Guy - "I'm going digging tonight."
Girl - "Where?"
Guy - "In you! With my love shovel."

by Imcooterthanyou June 4, 2016