Noun: Denizens of the office building. Characteristics of the Office Worm may include: pale skin, weak limbs, soft fingers with long nails and hands with no callouses, highly specialized knowledge or intelligence, nearsightedness, stooped posture, and the inability to traverse flights of stairs or run any significant distance. Many Office Worms have become so acclimated to the office that allergies, paleness and skin diseases, asthma and other maladies prevent them from enjoying exposure to the outdoors. The Office Worms' most common environment is the cubical where they live in strict social hierarchies. Each Office Worm defends its own territorial desk where they construct a nest of red-tape, office supplies and personal trinkets. Office Worms with higher standing may claim a private office for their territory, The typical diet of the Office Worm primarily consists of caffeinated drinks, various types of take out and vending machine foods.
by Lil' Runt September 18, 2017
Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
by Frank August 31, 2004
Does all the crappy jobs in the office no-one else wants to do. Maybe involving going around town getting keys cut or popping over the post office to pick up post too.
by Paul Richards April 11, 2008
one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009
a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves
by Disgruntled_in_SJ March 17, 2011
a person who enforces trolling upon a troll who is pissing off someone else, when doing this he or she protects and serves the weak who are trolled, while looking for lulz.
by the professional tbo December 15, 2014
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017