Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

lazered

when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL

little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

lazer dim 700

Lazer dim 700 is the best Atlanta rapper in the underground right now and is know for the vocals in his songs being unmixed but the song still being good

Lazer dim 700 needs to get his songs mixed

by xevdied March 2, 2024

lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.

This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics

by jht666 February 21, 2009

Lazer dim 700

the best rapper of this generation

person#1: you listen to Lazer dim 700?
person#2: he's trash

person#1: shut up nigga

by swedishmeatball87 April 14, 2024