by Sir_TesticlesLXIX March 20, 2020
Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.
Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)
^ That means two things
Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)
^ That means two things
A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.
B) Did you smash?
A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
B) Did you smash?
A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
by 7akeshi July 29, 2019
The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"
"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"
by The PassiveFist August 13, 2018
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.
by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011
Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)
by David Remsen June 10, 2007
I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.
by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014