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Lad

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Lad
by Speckle meckle December 15, 2019
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Lad

A noun said at the end of every second sentence I used in south-west Ireland ...in reference to anyone.
As in "well lad" " how's she cutting lad" the lad is usually drawn out to sounds like "laaad"
by wahised April 9, 2015
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Lad

Mainly, but not limited to, a group of males, 10 or so in number, dedicated to the purpose of walk, talk and act “hard”. The untrained eye usually mistakes them for exclusively wearing white cap, polo shirts and track pants, however that is wrong. There have been actually reported sightseeing of “lads” not wearing anything at all, but this is often accompanied with great volumes of alcopops.

Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.
Drunken lad stumbling outside a pub after being kicked out for offensive behavior.

Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”
by swag wag September 19, 2015
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Lad

Person 1: Look at those dogs, are they humping?!
Person 2: Of course they are, look, his lad's hangin' out!
by Ferretface12 February 2, 2019
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Lad

Chams Jagana
Boy: He’s such a lad
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: He’s very Chams Jagana
by Courgette August 19, 2021
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Will lad

When your friend will’s fit sister is in the room on xbox and you want her attention
“Teas ready” wills sister

“Oh will lad” the boys
by IonisedAtom22 April 16, 2020
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Lad

found in the habitats of cento in western towns of Sydney, known to only eat hash cookies and meth..

the biggest known enemy to the lads are

- the 'employment'

'ticker'
the 'no cunt get your own ciggies'

usually asleep till their Tupac alarm goes off on their stolen or fake iPhones,

then they proceed to gabber and cone on till around 2pm.

like the marsupial - they will tend to stay with their mother till their 30s

While living with their mother they will wait till she has recently found something useful which is known as 'pay day'

In this case the lad will 'eshay' all over the place partaking in majority of the mothers 'pay day'

Most likely purchasing new tn's and "paying back" with their dole

The physical description of a LAD would be described as having a fake adidas/Nike bum bag that would have been purchased from the markets or the dollar shop, will have nice new looking (in most cases) FAKE Nike tn shoes,

will be recognisable by having their Tupac songs blaring from their loud speaker on their stolen iPhones

Found wearing Nike/adidas white hats with a pony tail or rats tail.

The language in which the LAD speaks are "LADDISH" common phrases of a LAD mating call would consist of "eshays", "brah", "cuz", "got a ciggie?" "I just got a new pipe"

It is not forbidden to run a LAD over with the bumper bar of your fourbie and keep driving, after driving over them, it is advised that you reverse back over them to finish the job
Leave no lads standing
*Lad answeres phone - "yeh nah oi.... bruzz nah oi... brahhh oi yeh nah I'm just at cento going for an advanced payment, they fucking owe me heaps ay, then I can pay off my ticker and put the next oscar on tick. Be fucking mad"
by Waynoh November 17, 2016
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