kook nation

A group of dumbasses that don't know how to surf

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your part of kook nation
by Pogue FL April 27, 2020
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Poly-kook

Slang or jargon for a surfer that uses too single-use plastic. The word is derived from the adjective poly which is used to describe plastic and combined with the preexisting word kook.
Shaun: *uses a straw* *orders a coffee and puts a plastic lid on it*
Clive: Dude, you are such a poly-kook.
by Mami Wata August 22, 2018
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Kook Pee

Person 1: "Hey you heard about the new guy Kook Pee?"
Person 2: "No I haven't herd about him you fucking idiot"
by Kook Pee December 15, 2020
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kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.
"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."
by serial kook ipper November 21, 2010
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Kook-Aid

An elixir (either tangible or intangible) one drinks that exacerbates sometimes an already tainted belief system and emboldens the drinker to act upon said beliefs. Very similar to kool-aid, but the drinker of this drink is already a bit nutty, whereas kool-aid drinkers are sane, yet gullible.
The anti-abortion protesters all gathered 'round the entrance to the clinic and chanted, having previously imbibed themselves with their kook-aid.
by valpalas December 14, 2009
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Vanilla Kook

A young male of 16 that looks and talks like a overly large penis. This specimen has a large nose and banana-like fingers. He also has a BADUNKADUNK!
Errin Scott VanDoren of East Wenatchee, Wa..621 Briarwood Dr is a Vanilla Kook
by Jeff Reed June 11, 2004
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kook rash

When you ribs hurt from surfing for the first time in a long time. Or if you are just too skinny and don't have much meat on your bones to pad your chest against the board, your ribs start to hurt.
It's been so long since I surfed, I have major kook rash. My ribs are killing me!!!
by avogoofy September 26, 2016
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