Haggy

Messy hair that reminds you of Hagrid.

Your hair is so haggy today. Comb it!

by nsytgr November 21, 2021

HAGGIS

The word a Scottish girl uses instead of god or swearing when receiving a good fucking.

*man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"

by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018

Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother

The haggis is mad again

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

Haggy

Giving a girl terrible oral

I gave that girl a terrible haggy

by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025

The Haggis

Someone's overbearing mother.

The haggis is going off on one again

by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025

haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020