The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.
Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
by Sephilin September 23, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.
by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.
by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021
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Get the Coronavirusmug. by yeetthis April 15, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug. 
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.
The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Get the Coronavirusmug.