Coronavirus

The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.

Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals

My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.

Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note

The coronavirus is sending us to our grave

by AreYouReadingMyName March 1, 2021

Coronavirus

A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.

A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.

by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021

Coronavirus

A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.

Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.

by JmonDragQueen June 16, 2020

Coronavirus

Coronavirus is what ruined our 2020, also know as “boomer remover”

“There is no example” “no example for
Coronavirus”

by TensionSNiiP3Zz June 13, 2020

Coronavirus

The pinnacle of happiness

Guy 1: bruh, I'm depressed bc school
Guy 2: yeah me too
Coronavirus: I can fix that

by yeetthis April 15, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.

by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

Coronavirus

The Chinese virus

-Donald trump 2020
Coronavirus

by Ilooklikeanelephant May 11, 2020