tart beaver

a smelly vagina

Man, while I was shagging Cindy last night, it smelt like something was dying. It must have been her tart beaver

by Mark the dir November 3, 2014

Tart Art

Another term for tramp stamp or slag tag, meaning a tattoo on a woman's lower back.

Look at that girl bending over, you can see her Tart Art!

by Notterz December 9, 2008

Tart Snicker

It's a word used in anal sex when you pull it out of your partners ass and it makes that "Phrrppppp" sound

did you just fucking tart snicker

by iiGoldenstorm March 9, 2018

tart baker

Pretentious piece of shit.

"Sup tart baker"

You know if you are a tart baker.

If you don't already an image of what this is, you are using it wrong.

Antonym to pie baker.

by Hildegard VonBingen March 21, 2022

Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

by Dooley July 12, 2006

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

tart-zing

basically it means "supposedly amazing."
word-for-word.
so globalize it. your friends will think you're so cool.

"yeah, that movie is tart-zing."
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i heard she's not that cool really."

by uhmayzing. June 9, 2007