This ain’t the movies

Something you say when people think their life will be like a movie with a happy ending, but it’s reality and life isn’t like the movies.

So what are you going to do after you get out of prison? Opening a business, or climbing on top of Mount Everest. This ain’t the movies Bryce I got nothing or nobody waiting for me on the outside.

by Jonathan YT December 26, 2020

Can’t hide money

A passive aggressive phrase that is paired with “must be nice.” Normally used to point out your own short comings when compared to someone else who spends their money on premium or fancy objects.

“I see you just ordered PTE8385 turbo and a GrannasRacing1000 T56 Transmission. Can’t hide money.”

“Thomas just bought a new boat. I just saw him pulling it into his gated community. Can’t hide money.”

by Skwerly September 8, 2021

I.W.Y.T.E.M.O

I want you to eat me out

Sometimes, I just wanna walk up to him saying,"I.W.Y.T.E.M.O" (I want you to eat me out)

by ⤜𝔻𝕚𝕠𝕣𝕣⤛ December 8, 2020

ain't that money?

exp. "isn't that money?" usually used rhetorically.

slavin: a homeless guy and i both saw a quarter on the ground but i beat him to it. ain't that money?

by khup December 14, 2008

Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You A GameBoy?

A quote from Men in Black II.

Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) shifts into Hyper speed in the Car and the control for Hyper speed is a Playstation Controller.
Agent K doesn't not know how to operate a Playstation controller

Agent J (Will Smith) becomes angered and shouts
"Didn't Your Mother Ever Give You a GameBoy?"

Agent K responds "What is a Gameboy?"

Ian: Dude, you suck at Super Smash Bros.
Jamie: I never played it before
Ian: Didn't your Mother ever give you a GameBoy?

by iSpam January 13, 2009

I Don’t Like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure

Oh, oh, oh tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

The Telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world
And mother feels so shocked
Father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen
Now, it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need oh, woah

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays

Tell me why
I Don’t Like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down
Down, down
Shoot it all down

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die

Oh, oh, oh and the silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's going to make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was as good as gold
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be sure

Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
Tell me why

I don't like Mondays
Tell me why

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like, I don't like, (tell me why) I don't like Mondays
Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot, the whole day down, uh, uh, uh

by Death Menace May 1, 2023

IRS Can't Tax Money

money you get illegally. from anything from drugs, to gangs, to whatever.

We're talking that bad money, That IRS Can't Tax Money, ya dig me.

by IRS Can't Tax Money October 20, 2008