Sympathetic Asshole

A person who is deeply compassionate for others yet cannot stand incompetence or idiocy even though it occurs all around them. This results in a complete dick who feels terrible about things they do every day but cannot stop them.

girl:Hey so who was Hitler again, I missed the lesson on it.
Sympathetic Asshole:You are fucking retarded, why did your parents fornicate to produce something as retarded as you?

10 minutes later
Sympathetic Asshole:Damn I feel bad about cussing that girl out.

by Sympathetic Asshole November 19, 2010

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sympathy semi

Semi erect penis following sympathetic embrace with girlfriend.

Girl: It's so traumatic, mum selling my childhood home.

Boy: Don't worry darling

*embrace*

Girl: Oh my god! Have you got a boner?!

Boy: Darling, it's a sympathy semi!

by Prahan Pirate November 8, 2013

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Sympathy Puh

Sympathy puh is when your girl or any girl gives you pussy because she feels bad about something that happened to you.

Tina gave Tim some sympathy puh because his dog died.

by 101010101010101010101010 August 6, 2016

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sampao

a short mad man who always shout and knows what kinda animation people like. He likes to play a lot but when it comes to love story, even Hitler can't defeat him, that kind seriousness, you feel me? sampao is a ... what the heck you reading here motherfucker?! i'm talking to you reading this shit sampao is just a fucking hoe so get the fuck outta here bitch ass nigga

aww he's such a sampao

by bleubleu 98 December 11, 2018

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