Susan

Susan is bitch who steals your toilet paper

Me: Susan who do you think you are? do you think you can really steal my last roll of toilet paper? I let you stay at my house for weeks ? do you think this is a free hotel?

Susan: oops

Me: Fuck you

made for my bitchy friends

Susan stole the fucking toilet paper

by I want my toilet paper back April 26, 2020

Susan

those who are needlessy bitchy and a replacement for a douche. Very often smile while twerking or "clapping" there arse, a susan often embodies the opposite of class.

That girl in the club is a real susan.

by monstayo January 01, 2014

susans

A contraction of "issues internalized" - "sues in." Used to connote that a person is surpressing a lot of emotional baggage.

Ever since the divorce and her brother's death, Emmily has a lot of susans.

by Rick Bruner May 05, 2006

Susan

A white bitch that be always takin the kids.

Susan took my kids

by ResetRBLX February 20, 2019

Susan

Susans are VERY bad noodles. (lilsimsie reference)

Oh my god! that girl cheated on me! She's such a Susan!

by lilsteamboat July 25, 2017

SUSAN

A DUMBASS WHO CANT SPELL AND IS VERY UGLY

I AM A SUSAN

by Retr0spectre November 20, 2022

Susan

A fit girl with a pair of tits and all usually a woman of taste and who likes food from Frank's house

Woah look at the size of her titties she must be a susan

by Shagger6969 May 06, 2019