shoulder surfing

To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to.

Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).
While engaged in a conversation with a person at a party, you could be accused of (or at least suspected to be) "shoulder surfing" if you look over his/her shoulder(s) to check out who else is in attendance.
by p.s. February 03, 2006
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shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.
guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*
by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009
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Facebook Surfing

Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.
Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!
by PRicanFury September 12, 2010
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swag surfing

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.
I've been just swag surfing for the past few days
by iandakid23 May 30, 2009
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Surf Nazi

The term "surf nazi" has been in use since the fifties to describe someone who was unconditionally devoted to surfing.

As surfing became more mainstream, local surfers became more territorial, and the term is commonly used to describe an aggressively territorial surfer.
Steve dropped out of school and now he just surfs all day, he's become a real surf nazi

A couple of kooks got beat up yesterday for trying to surf the pier in Huntington, one of them dropped in on a surf nazi
by WWG February 08, 2009
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surf widow

A girlfriend/wife that spends endless hours on the beach watching her boyfriend/husband surf. He usually brings up the idea of "going to the beach," implying time together in the sun, and before she knows it, she's sitting on the beach by herself. Many are located in Southern California, Hawaii, and Florida.
Kate: Is Julie coming to the mall with us?
Beth: No, she's at the beach shooting video of Keith surfing so that he can send it to a surfware company and hopefully get sponsored. She's a total surf widow.
by AceAudi July 23, 2008
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butthole surfing

The act of shaking a carbonated alcoholic beverage and and allowing the liquid to shoot up through the neck of the bottle and into the persons anus. This allows the alcohol enter into the bloodstream faster than oral intake.
"My friend died because of careless butthole surfing."
"You should really stop drinking, butthole surfing is the way to go."
by Kitface May 05, 2007
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