surf boy

Man who often engages in sexual activities involving female bodily fluids. Often times used to describe a lifestyle of promiscuity and debauchery.

Andrei is drowning in cum. He is such a surf boy.

Andrei has a new girl every night, what a surf boy.

by Notasurfboy December 30, 2018

surf herpes

Any disease that can be contracted by surfing in contaminated waters; commonly hepatitis or "the hep."

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herpes?"

or slang

"Fuck man, did you hear Vince got the surf herps?"

by JeremyO July 8, 2006

Surf chicken

Seagull

What's with all of these surf chickens?

by isayrawr September 14, 2011

Surf and terf

(Noun. Alternatively “surf ‘n’ terf”) Bethany Meilani Hamilton (born February 8, 1990) is an American professional surfer and writer who survived a 2003 shark attack in which her left arm was bitten off and who ultimately returned to professional surfing. She wrote about her experience in the 2004 autobiography, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board, which was adapted into the 2011 feature film, Soul Surfer, in which she attributes her strength to her Christian faith.

Remember when that surf and terf made an Instagram post (on her birthday…?) saying trans women aren’t women and shouldn’t be allowed to compete, literally called trans men “converted women”, and then continued to go on a long, LONG rant about hormones, saying some weird, shady shit about people with PCOS?

by Grandfatherbussy February 9, 2023

Surf and Turf

A simultaneous fingering of the vagina and eating out of the clit. The surf represents the wet part (the tongue) while the turf represents the dry (the finger).

Billy: Dude, Britney was really moaning last night. Did you get it in?

Kyle: Nah, I just surf and turfed her.

by gofgirl983 December 17, 2011

Surf and Turf

A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.

The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.

by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010

surf-learn

The process of learning by means of casually surfing the internet.

Tim spent two hours today surf-learning car intakes and hacking Tivos.

by Mike D. January 17, 2005