straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

straight up

Travi$ Scott's frequently used ad lib. Ad lib is a generally redundant improvised or unrehearsed lines that are frequently used in rap music. Often at the end of lines to create a flow or just to make the song sound better overall.

In the song "Pick Up the Phone" he says:

"I'm in the zone, baby (Straight up!)"

by karlzz January 18, 2017

Straight up winning

When your not only bi-winning but winning in all facets of life.

That dudes straight up winning!

by DDrac April 29, 2011

Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)

things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

by Jacoby84 January 9, 2017

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins

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by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021

Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017