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Stormy Taco

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"
by Oracular11 January 3, 2015
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Storytiming

derived from the genre of Youtube videos, "Storytimes". in which someone talks about their life experiences and often exaggerates many details or just completely makes the whole thing up

Storytiming is to exaggerate or dramatize a story or situation to the point where it's not remotely close to the original.
person 1:yesterday I went to the grocery store and they were selling children

person 2:boi you've got to be storytiming right now
by clowniestevakstan May 31, 2017
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Yeadon Story

1. A horrible, random story with a pointless ending. Usually starting with "One time," and ending in "it was so funny," or something along those lines.
2. A story in which the teller forgets forgets what or who he or she is talking about.
1. "One time, I saw this commercial, and it was so funny."
2. "I heard this wicked funny joke yesterday, but i forget what it was."
by RBrewer1018 May 24, 2005
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party store

A term for a convenience store selling liquor and other adult beverages.
I'm heading to the party store. Anybody

need anything?
by talk2me-JCH2 April 2, 2021
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Long Story Long

When you had ATTEMPTED to tell a short version of a story but you end up telling the entire story anyway. Or if you have gone far off of the original point, and want to summize the statement. Started in Virginia Beach, by Reitzel.
Long story long, I'll be over tomorrow
by MaddWopp February 4, 2022
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Mann Co. Store

A great way to burn through your monthly pay check.
SPECIAL MANN CO. STORE SALE!
5 LIMITED EDITION HATS FOR ONLY 600 DOLLARS!!!

A box of hats for only 600 dollars?! DO WANT.
by HELLO DARLING! July 20, 2011
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a christmas story

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
by Seinfeld March 11, 2006
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