nigga stole my mic

When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.

Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!

She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"

by JohnFoe September 14, 2009

That nigga stole my bike

A nigga Who stole your bike

Nigga: oooh dat a nice bike d'ere

person: that nigga stole my bike

by Red Scott December 24, 2021

Stolpmann

Name meaning "of great offence". Usually associated with men who have disgusting habits, such as shooting white globs of mucous everywhere.

"Dude, that guy Stolpmanned all over me"
"Eew, disgusting!"

by Trimaster7 March 1, 2010

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

stolen antique photos

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023