step-whipped

When your friend is totally whipped by his girl, yet it somehow affects you.

YOU: "Bro, let's go get some Chipotle."

BRO: "Yeah! I love Chipotle! Can Mandy come?"

YOU: "Yeah, sure. I guess."

BRO: "Mandy doesn't like Chipotle. She wants KFC, so let's go there instead."

YOU: (To yourself) "Dang. I'm step-whipped."

by RabbiDoom June 22, 2013

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Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

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Super Stegosaurus Pissed

The highest level of pissivity possible.

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

by smb0072962 June 29, 2022

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you best step

a taunt used to start a fight

"You best step!" "Oh, I know you didn't!"

by D P September 24, 2002

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Stepan

The worlds sexiest Russian spy ever! Like serious Stepan is the nicest, kindest, most amazing person in the world. Stepan is the best guy to have around because he makes everyone laugh all the time.

girl1: who's that with the hair?
girl2: that's stepan he's awesome!
girl1: and sexy i wonder if he'll talk to me...

by aweyeahson November 5, 2012

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