A very rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves on another part of their body after touching their infected genitalia, that part therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from 3-5 on the infected person's body.
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from 1 inch wonders to 13 inches in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing the penises can sometimes cause 2 more to grow back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly spreading epidemic. Please, if you think you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"
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Pregame/drinking game combination of beer pong and flip cup with origins traced to Quinnipiac University in Hamden, CT. Game consists of four players, two teams of partners on opposite ends of a standard beer pong table. Each player has four cups in front of him, arranged in diamond formation. Each set of four cups is filled with one beer, evenly distributed. Teamates alternate sinking beer pong shots, followed by a successful flip of the vanquished cup. Team that finishes all eight cups in rapid succession first wins.
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Bro 1: Drank 5 beers in 30 minutes playing stankyball. I won all five games. I am a god.
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: Drank 5 beers in 30 minutes playing stankyball. I won all five games. I am a god.
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She is perhaps of Angelic descent.
This gives her unhuman like qualities of being overly kind, far too generous, sweet. She has an over abundance of kindness and higher level positive frequency vibes.
Being in her presence resigns you to feeling utterly safe, she is a mumma hen; regardless of age. Her warmth and wisdom leaves you in a state of being disarmed and secure.
Her laughter tinkles in the air like delicate rainfall and her humour expands all possible levels.
There are no known faults with Stacey other than being in such high demand, she can't see ALL her friends often enough.
There is no higher honour then her friendship.
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