slammed

1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk

1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain

by Vin Diesel August 8, 2003

stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.

Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

by craig is fat March 6, 2007

Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.

i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?

by omghahalol May 17, 2009

slammed out

To have produced a significant amount of tangible work in a relatively short period of time. Typically associated with writing computer software, but can also be applied to writing reports, documents, manuals, songs, or grants.

Man, I'm on a roll. I just slammed out the rest of that beta code during my lunch hour!

by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011

scammed on

To be hit on or flirted with. Sometimes used in a negative context when being hit on by someone unattractive or intoxicated.

"You were totally getting scammed on by that drunk guy all night."

by michummel November 3, 2009

noob slammed

While playing an online game, a new person kills(pwns), or beats, a more experienced player. To be slammed by a noob.

Little timmy just got this game today, man, and he banged you in the face! You just got noob slammed. You're teh suxorz!1!1!

by Me:) June 13, 2006