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Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
by MADBJ May 24, 2024
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Squirtle

Doing a solo blastoise when you’re single on Valentine’s Day you sad depressing shit of a man
by Ash Ketch-Cum October 11, 2018
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squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.
Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!
by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025
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Squirtle

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!
by Bo bell June 7, 2021
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.
“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”
by anonymous March 26, 2023
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Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other
Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!
by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022
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