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the squibbler

A male friend who is constantly out of money even though they boast of family riches. The squibbler usually lives in a dark messy place and lives of loans from friends. As low as they go they still find ways to make them seem better than the rest, never fall int othe trap of the squibbler
Friend-Hey mate what have you been up to?

The squibbler- Well i went overseas for a few months, look at all my new clothes!

Friend- so you can give me my $10 dollars you owe me then..?

Friend- where the fuck did he go???
by Douglo_dman August 30, 2011
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Squibidyflop

A penis that does not become erect, however still ejaculates when aroused to a certain level depending on the male's sexual tendency.
Dude, that guy has a squibidyflop.
by YourMumCSG September 7, 2010
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Squib load

A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.

Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.

If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.

Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.

See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
by angry chocolate. February 14, 2014
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Squibble

Is a overly moist vaginal emission of gas generally during a woman's menstrual cycle or in simpler terms a bloody p*ssy fart.
When Katy bent down to throw away her tampon she accidentally let out a squibble and knew she was going to need a new tampon...
by Ev-C July 21, 2020
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Squi

Stupid and ugly fellow. Often triangle-headed with a small face, not very popular neither well liked. Has a tendency to follow others around even when he is not wanted, usually well not leave unless intimidated which is easy as "Squis" are often extremely weak and have the brain of a young child, Do not be associated with a "Squi" or even be remotely friendly as they will latch on to you and you will, in turn become a "Squi".
Go away Squi, we don't want you! (Seriously)

Hahaha, you're such a Squi I swear! (Friendly)
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squi

Pronounced "squee"

1. A male queef
2. Farting out of one's penis
I took my dick out to pee, and accidentally squi.
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Squam

A lake in New Hampshire where friends go to talk about their deepest and darkest secrets.
Radec went to squam with his friends to reveal that he had 3 moms.
by Jcalks5 April 18, 2019
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