dick squeezer 

It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.

"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"

dick squeezer by not jenn. April 19, 2009

pig squeezer 

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

pig squeezer by PerryGlen July 12, 2017

Dick-Squeezer

a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.

Ian is such a Dick-Squeezer.

Dick-Squeezer by WebstersDictionary2009 May 13, 2009

chicken squeezer 

taking something that dont belong to you like road signs

Sam is a damn chicken squeezer he stole them signs.

chicken squeezer by robert willy August 17, 2006

Sheep squeezer 

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

Sheep squeezer by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

easy squeezer 

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

easy squeezer by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

Gerbil squeezer 

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

Gerbil squeezer by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018