hoboken squat cobbler 

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

hoboken squat cobbler by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler 

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

hoboken squat cobbler by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler 

A fetish involving watching someone sitting their posterior into a pie (preferably apple or pumpkin, but this is up to the fetishist) and wiggling said buttocks around in the aforementioned dessert

Jimmy: Yo, did you catch that Hoboken Squat Cobbler video on the Tube?

Chuck: Yeah man, got me rock hard

hoboken squat cobbler by cellophanefriend September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler 

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."

The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.

hoboken squat cobbler by SwampBeast September 3, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler 

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.

He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.

hoboken squat cobbler by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by Yankwood August 29, 2016

Hoboken Squat Cobbler 

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.

Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.

Hoboken Squat Cobbler by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016