SPROAST

SPROAST

It's Not Just A Toast

It's A Speech A Roast And A Toast

It's A . . . SPROAST

A SPROAST is a Speech A Roast And A Toast.

You can make it as long or short as you want. It allows you to throw in some good Jab's at the person being toasted, as well as the usual "He or She's a Good Friend" part of every Speech or Toast.

Examples:
As for all your friends, they said you were out of this world. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - I meant “Wished.” Cheers!

Being Ugly is no crime . . . Good thing too, otherwise you'd get the chair! But Seriously, When it comes to friends . . . Cheers!

After all Joe, any friend of yours . . . Is obviously a poor judge of character . . . But Seriously . . . When it comes to needing a frenemy . . . Your Number One . . . Cheers!

by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010

Stross

When something tastes different than it smells.

That sandwich is very stross.

by Terrace Titan February 18, 2014

Sprowsing

When you are fucking a girl and browsing the Internet at the same time.

I was having a sprowsing session last night so I wasn't paying attention while I was have sex with her.

by BroadwayDreamGirl17 October 3, 2016

sprousesexual

When your deeply in love with cole sprouse.

Cole sprouse is so hot. He turned me sprousesexual. 🥵

by Coleslili January 2, 2021

Sproms

Sproms refers to a vodka and sprite shot. Similar to bombs; vodka and red bull mix shot. Sproms are best with sour berry vodka

Hey can I have 2 sour berry sproms?

by Lbckr November 26, 2021

Spressy Ma Ma

Derived from the words espresso and martini, Spressy ma ma is the colloquial term for an Espresso Martini, a cocktail with equal parts espresso, coffee liqueur and spirit. A typical combination would be an espresso shot, a nip of vodka and a nip of Kahlua, shaken over ice and strained into a martini glass with coffee beans to garnish. Many establishments have their own recipe, all of which wet the lip and wake one up a little bit.

Country of Origin - Australia
City of Origin - Stanmore, NSW

"Hey Kirsten! What should we get from the bar?"

"I'm buggered, so... obviously a Spressy ma ma!"

"Hey what time is it?"

"It's Spressy ma ma time!"

by MooooBishGetOutMeHay January 7, 2022

splossomed

Splossomed Adj. A combination of splashed and blossomed; To be absolutely overtaken, overwhelmed, realigned, recentered, and essentially reborn, this phrase captures the height of the transcendent psychedelic and entheogenic experience

When I was peaking on a ten strip and the trees were telling me we are all one, I knew I was splossomed

by ENihil April 29, 2022