Phantom white spotted jackal

An illusive creature of the night whom is prone to suddenly disappearing (aka smoke bombing), releasing very limited and conflicting information about important events, and leading multiple parallel lives.

He went jackalling like the phantom white spotted jackal, or: the phantom white jackal has smoke bombed again.

by Fassbender December 21, 2013

Spotter

Someone who holds onto your testicles, one at a time, as you alternate the direction to which you turn your head then cough.

Spotters:
Example 1: Physician.
Example 2: Teabag-victim's face.

by Betar1 December 31, 2009

tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Spotted Cod

Referring to someone with many freckles, hence having the same appearance as the fish Spotted Cod.

Check out that ginger over there it looks like a Spotted Cod

by CoopersPale March 26, 2008

spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off

I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010