Mississippi Fire Spitter

When a male and male, or male and female have sex in an extremely hot climate or room and the penis and testicles become hot and act like an oven on the mans genitals warming up his semen until he ejaculates a steaming hot pile of ejaculate on to the partners face like a flamethrower. This has resulted in 2nd degree burns for some unfortunate users

Me and Yessica fucked on the hottest day of the year in our tiny bedroom while we were on holiday in Bangkok and It was so hot I accidentally gave her a Mississippi fire spitter.

by thelightlysqueezeorange July 23, 2016

head nut spitter quiter

Those annoying little bitches that you can't stand.

You know exactly who they are.

Henry: God I hate those head nut spitter quiters.

Willamina: They are 3rd graders.

Henry: I know.

by Dark_Matter_69 February 23, 2017

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020