A complete fucking asshole. manipulative son of a bitch who only cares bout himself and ruins his relationships with everyone. Looks like sid the sloth and will pull a gun on you if you break up with him. Also uses people and their money and is never thankful for shit. Will call up their ex to buy them fuel and brake fluid and end up beating them up a few weeks later. Never fucking date a Spencer cuz you’ll have to convince yourself they are cute and it’s not worth it cuz they’re an alcoholic and likes to punch holes in his wall and thinks it makes him cool. Has subs in his ugly ass trail blazer that sounds like his car is going to fall apart but thinks they are bussin. Stay far away from him cuz he’ll probs cheat on you and fuck a 13 year old while at it.
by Jump off a bridge July 17, 2021
Get the Spencermug. A man whose faith is so great that a stick with the enemies' heads on the front lawn would not satisfy this thirst for justice.
Did you hear that Spencer realized he should not take revenge for injustice and prayed that the Father's will in heaven be done? And now his enemies are no more.
by .. ......... ... ....C... 7 April 18, 2023
Get the Spencermug. 
A place with vibrators and some stuff that horny people use, also if you want to buy a lollipop you reach down there shirt and touch there tits...............oh yeah
by opopopopopo March 5, 2007
Get the Spencersmug. 
A short, annoying guy who is great at videos games, but has poor social skills, yet is a nerd. But still has a good heart when it comes down to it.
"Hey, did you see that Spencer? He's ranked, like, 20 on Halo 3!"
"But never had a girlfriend..."
"Ahh, so true."
"But never had a girlfriend..."
"Ahh, so true."
by Grace-Kun March 12, 2009
Get the [Spencer]mug.