Spencer 

A douche bag who's prone to being very competitive. He likes to play guitar at gay bars. Spencers tend to lack to hit puberty untill around age 20. In all honesty he is a homo.

Dave: Dude, did you hear? Spencer apparently got some head from his new girlfriend?

Travis: Really? What's his name?

Spencer by timtom987 April 29, 2010

Spencer 

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.

Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"

Spencer by rianWAY November 2, 2008

spencer 

to stalk people using facebook.

"Bobby was totally spencering Jill last night."

"That girl is so hot! I'm gonna spencer her later this afternoon!"

spencer by Aaron KA March 11, 2008

spencer 

slang for a metro boy.

That boy has nail polish on! He is so Spencer!

spencer by weshallsee July 2, 2007

spencer 

A word used to describe someone who is a fat, lazy ass, good for nothing, worthless, piece of shit.

Man that guy is such a spencer!

spencer by Ryan. Mc December 9, 2008

Spencer 

Spencer is the type of guy who likes sleep all day and always gets hurt never taking life slow likes video games and never was good at math loves girls has more hair than he has on his lip

Jeff is such a Spencer (verb)

Spencer by Kandice lamasery July 9, 2017

Spencer 

He honestly will literally just beat your ass in rocket league. That's his only skill though.

Guy: man this guy beat me in rocket league. He must be a spencer

Spencer by Dreameraa June 24, 2019