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South Carolina Brake Light 

During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
Its so sad that he is gone, but he was a total badass to go out with a South Carolina Brake Light.
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South Carolina Sleeping bag 

When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag

South Carolina Sinus Squeeze 

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.
Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.

South Carolina Strawberry Milkshake

When you bust in a ting while she’s on her period.
“Shorty lost her mind when I served her a South Carolina Strawberry Milkshake.”

Miss South Carolina 

A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:

"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

To which Miss South Carolina replied:

"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
Miss South Carolina by Rosse September 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina 

Probably the reason people hate the US
That fucking miss South Carolina bitch could not be dumber.
Miss South Carolina by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007

University of South Carolina 

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.
Wow, I loved drinking in Five Points when I visited the University of South Carolina.