sofality

The act of killing someone or something with a sofa/couch.

1st Person: Holy shit, did you see that guy getting crushed by that couch last week?
2nd Person: Yeah man, that was one sick sofality.

by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009

Somalian Mobster

A big sweaty Somalian Mobster that shits on your neck and chokes you while water boarding your head.

What is the man doing?
Somalian Mobster

by Bigconc February 7, 2023

Somalian Sausage

When a man has anal sex and pulls out is dick, but it is covered in a layer of the women's shit.

"Hey man! How was that night alone with yo girl?"
"It was great, but she gave me a somalian sausage."

by herpingmyderp12 January 1, 2014

Somali Cuisine

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

Somali

Beautiful people, who happen to be a race...don't call them black. You will get attacked!

"I am Somali, not black... because I am good looking duh"

by Bunny573 May 30, 2007

Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

sonality

Something that is pointless or stupid and chaotic. It doesn't make sense, it isn't helpful, it's just annoying.

Asking someone to build a car that can fly but doesn't have wings or an engine is a great example of sonality.

by FireNinjaGAME February 21, 2013