Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Soil Kisser

1) Someone even worse than a Dirt Muncher, Submissive and Breedable

That Soil Kisser is really getting on my nerves.

by AlexJohnTheConstance March 28, 2022

Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who k ow the spartan prayer" "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because of being so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ants Really Enter Soil (V-Sync)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025