softy

The opposite of a hardon
It is something you get when you're turned off

Friend 1: Man, that chick back there was so hot, she gave me a hard on!
Friend 2: Which one? The only one I saw gave me a softy.

by jimothy5_6 June 25, 2020

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softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 04, 2022

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Softies are a roblox style That are so sensitive that if you say cringe on their edit they will say OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE

Chad: softie are bad and this is cringe
Softie:OMGMGMG HAU DRAE YIU
CLLA MYA EIDT CINRGE

by Tsipeo_ireplie April 11, 2023

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John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

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When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

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I tried to bang that hussey but i had a mini softy, i yelled “get big” with no success

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I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

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