Softball Pitch

When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.

Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"

Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"

Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"

by Bimsta October 10, 2009

Lesbian Softball Team

an Alcoholic beverage. This drink has nine liquors on the team. They all go down easy. at the bottom, there is a pierced cherry.

What is 3x stronger than a Long island iced tea? a Lesbian Softball Team.

by SanAntonioBartender June 20, 2009

Cam N.A Softball

A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"

Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!

by CAM LEGG May 18, 2007

softball tourettes

When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.

Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"

Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."

by Banks246 September 30, 2008

softball pitcher

gay

you know that softball pitcher name lexi?
yeah, GAYYYY

by savagery05 April 25, 2017

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

Middle School Softball Game

Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.

"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."

by thesingleshot April 24, 2010