Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

secondhand watching

When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die.

by Gideon Temple May 23, 2016

Scondog

A native of Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.

After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon completion of their pilgrimage to the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of miller lite before the pregame even started.

by Constellation Crew January 31, 2018

Regent secondary school

A Vape heaven where stocks is always available in the general office.
Sec 3/4 paikia's who's vape kena confiscate all go there. All type of device (sp2,wuzz, drag x, RELX, bold,DD3S,infinity). Vape juice also have. Everything in stock.

If want can dm [e-mail] or regentsec.edu.sg.

Student A: eh bro wan go regent secondary shool aft psle the got all type of vape in the GO
StudentB: really ah. Ok i will put my first choice as regent secondary school

by My lanjiao August 20, 2021

five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.

Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.

by brolli. July 22, 2008

Second Day Stupids

The feeling one gets the day after smoking marijunana. This person is slower than normal and seems a little dumber than usual.

Joe:"Does Will seem a little more stupid today?"
Steve:"Yah man he must have second day stupids."

by Cincinatus April 12, 2008

20 second breakfast

a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.

Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!

by marblecakealsothegame13 October 1, 2018