Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

scunch

the dirtiest pussy you could ever find.

John: "yo that girl is a scunch, don't do it!"
Kyle: "you're right bro."

by dropbeats_notbabies December 6, 2011

slunch

n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"

"we're going to go for some slunch."

by al November 10, 2004

Squnch

A cute, shapely pudgy girl.

I met this great little squnch at the party last Friday.

by Gludge October 26, 2013

Squnch

The act of being squishy and crunchy at the same time.

The marshmallow's in the lucky charms is very squnchy

by Scodyin May 21, 2009

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009

Spunch

More formally thought of a punch in the groin/testicle area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the buttock (or both buttocks). Spunch is a combo of the words 'Spank' and 'Punch'. It is not sexual, it is ment to be harmful. It can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.

OMG, Lena just spunched Luca.

I just spunched someone.

My buttocks hurt from that extreme spunching

by SpankerTown March 27, 2010