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Grower not a shower

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger
Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower
by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019
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Shower Quack

The act of farting in the shower as water muffles the noise causing it to sound somewhat like Donald Duck laughing.
I took a shower earlier and farted, sounded like Donald duck laughing, a total Shower Quack
by StolenDignity March 22, 2012
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Shower coward

A millennial too chicken to shower at the gym , and changes under a towel tent in the locker room. Complains about naked old men, but is always sideways staring at swinging boomer dicks.
Greg’s son Royce went to the gym with us, but refused to shower so went home in his sweaty clothes. I saw him staring at our junk, he’s a shower coward.
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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guilt shower

(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.
Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):

or

Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?
by UDallday August 22, 2009
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Alabama Shower

1: While pounding a slam piece with dip in mouth, preferably copenhagen, you take your cup of dip spit and dump it all over her when shes least expecting it..... mid pump.
1: DUUUUUUUUDEEE did you hear what happened?

No what?
Brendan gave that sorostitute an Alabama Shower.

I hope he was chewin' copenhagen
by Breaux Highschool1 October 24, 2010
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gay shower

Wow! thats such a nice gay shower.
by cjsojdskosfn February 10, 2017
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Ez Showerin'

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.
My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!
by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018
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