Snooping

is the action of both sneezing and pooping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to shit which causes them to sneeze.

Ethyl: Hey Terry its nice to have you back in school I missed you!!! What were you even sick with???
Terry: I have no idea Ethyl. It started out with just sneezing, then it turned to pooping, then it turned to snooping.
Ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful... hopefully you're better now!!
Terry: I...I...I ahchoooo!!!!!...plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud....oo fuck i snooped again
Ethyl: I..I think i gotta go terry...babye!

by Zx612 July 1, 2011

Snarkling

A mischievous individual who is most likely snarky and prone to making witty remarks; usually an affectionate term use to refer to friends who are like this.

My snarklings annoy the hell out of me but they're always supporting me in their strange, sarcastic ways.

by Alianora Cain July 21, 2017

snickling

SNICKLING (Verb, Adjective, Noun, used simultaneously): the act of closing the books which includes, reconciling ALL accounts not just net assets and massaging, specifically the so-called mountains, for a long period of time. Studies have proved that the longer it takes to close the books the more thorough and accurate they are hence providing the best set of books that can be kept for many years. The books is technically closed once per month however, to reach optimal maintenance, it is recommended to be closed once per week specifically on the weekend where it is more relaxed and there is no distractions present. If necessary, deviations to this theory can happen depending on the amount of sleep, food, health, and all relevant factors the accountant gets within the days of the week.

We won't have any time for Snickling if we watch this movie.
Anh ye^u snickling em.
<3

by anh~ October 30, 2007

scoofling

Any female who is younger in age than you are and you want to make sexual advances with.

A senior- Yo lets call up some scooflings/scoofs.ie Juniors, Sophmores, Freshman

by smitherzz May 11, 2007

Slooking

Alternative Meaning:

Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.

People who are slooking would love to go on dates.

by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012

Kitten Snorkling

The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.

Also used as a type of kink foreplay

"Sounds like John is busy in there Kitten Snorkling his girlfriend"

by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009

snockings

socks that are made of nylon that feel like stockings...it is a cross between socks and stockings

Hey, look that those girls snockings!

by nikki p July 1, 2004