Sense Snobbery

When a person acts as though they have decided to completely reject common sense. The act of a person who seems to shun common sense the way an aristocrat shuns the common man or common culture.

Dude, you just opened that twist top with a bottle opener. That’s total sense snobbery!

I can’t believe you just asked me that question. You’re a total sense snob!

by Denalitrkr September 20, 2018

cell phone snobbery

A flip phone? Seriously? Did the welfare check not come in

Kyle is displaying cell phone snobbery in this conversation:
"Jackie, your phone sent me that message like 4 times"

"Sorry Kyle, your phone sends me duplicates pretty frequently though too"

"It's totally your phone, Jackie. It only happens with you. Your phone is totally ghetto. Do you drink your OE while talking on it?"
"Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you."Kyle, your cell phone snobbery makes me so angry i could bite you.

by Jackie826 January 15, 2011

cell phone snobbery

An extension of the total technology snob, an elitist cell phone owner who engages in conversation to poke fun or put other, less fortunate (or less technologically advanced) cell phone owners down. This is someone who frowns upon conventional cell phones and requires a smart phone as a part of their daily life. This is your friend who would rather commit harry carey rather than be seen talking on a flip phone (or heaven forbid, a pay phone).

Cell phone snobbery may include, "Did you see that mall skank talking on her motorola razor? She totally works at Walmart" or "that blackberry is soooo 2009, what are you? an accountant?"

by jackieo826 January 17, 2011

Snibby

Being lame, bumping in on conversations when you don't even know, being backwards, trying to be cool when you don't know what you are doing or talking about.

We were standing there talking and you came up on us trying to be cool and put your arm around my shoulder and made me drop my cookie in the dirt and pretended to know what we were talking about; stop being snibby!

by Johnny Umuzungu June 4, 2018

Shibber

The uncontrollable movement your body makes when it's cold

I can't stop shibbering, it's so cold!

by Noreen November 17, 2018

shibbee

Can be used in the place of shiznitz (see shiznitz) or just plain old shit. Can be modified to become a verb, or another noun, i.e. bodypart.

Get your shibbee together.
I was reading on the shibber.
He gave her a shot in the shibber.
Hebee, shebee, webee, Oh Shibbee!

by Phunky March 15, 2003

Slibber

How a "snek", or snake moves. Meant to be written with two big red B's.

The snek goes slibber.

by dankmemer21223 March 19, 2017