When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement
Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.
by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017

A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 May 20, 2018

Slang used smugglers for big drug empires to hide a deal that is being made. mainly used for extreamly large shipments.
by Whatchacha January 29, 2006

by Ohyeah225 December 9, 2019

Joey: "Man, that girl's got some huge tits!"
DeeDee: "I know man, she's a total basketball smuggler"
DeeDee: "I know man, she's a total basketball smuggler"
by Pablo Discobar September 3, 2013

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."
"Bunny Smuggler."
"Bunny Smuggler."
by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?
Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!
Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!
by zzzaxx August 3, 2010
