Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!
by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 05, 2008
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Bandera Smoothie

“Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies
by Explosives_Connoisseur March 22, 2022
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld August 31, 2009
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strawberry smoothie

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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poop smoothie

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!
by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003
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cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !
girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!
by kaylaluvsd August 31, 2021
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Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋
“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”
by smothiegirl May 09, 2023
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