smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

by Jimmy Jackass September 10, 2009

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smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 26, 2010

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Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

by Day2Day1nSociety January 06, 2011

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Suave Smooth

Local Palm Beach County rapper, with great hits like gangstas and thugs, back up florida edition and make it happen. Has worked with 8ball and M.J.G., Trick Daddy, Triple J, and others.

"Who's the king of palm beach county rap?" "Suave Smooth str8 outta the 561."

by 561balla June 10, 2007

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smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* April 23, 2006

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