shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019

shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously

"what a shitfaced BITCH!!!"

by summer<3 December 7, 2021

shatfaced

A variation of {shitfaced), usually suggesting a more fucked up state than being shitfaced.

"Dang, Lil B was totally fucked up last night."

"Word, he was shatfaced the whole night"

by Menocrown November 25, 2006

slutfaced hooker

a girl who looks like she constantly is giving some type of sexual favors to others. also dresses and acts like a hooker. therefore, making her a slutfaced hooker!

that girl hooks up with everybody! what a slutfaced hooker!

by Kels&Tiff April 9, 2008

Shifaced

To go beyond to known limits of drunk.

"Dude you got so shifaced last night!!!!"

by Adhammertime May 13, 2013

smutface

(n) a derogatory term used to describe smuts while speaking directly to them.

Wrong Example: "You're a smut."

Correct Example: "You're a disgusting, dirty (but still kinda hot) smutface and I'll only sleep with you while wearing a condom and if no one finds out about it."

by EmersonLives November 11, 2014

Shitlaced

"Barefaced & Shitlaced".
Means today you look fresh and bare on the outside but you were definitely doing something dirty last night.

"Getting my protein shake and recovering today--last night was too crazy. #barefaced #shitlaced "

by abstractbalance February 6, 2017