sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.

Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.

by Paolo22 May 13, 2018

Hardening of the sharteries

When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.

This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.

"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."

"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

SmarterChild

A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!

Me: do you no any jokes?
- SmarterChild - says:
How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
me: how many?
- SmarterChild - says:
At least a few.
Me: i dont get it
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't either.

by LeahClaire February 13, 2007

SmarterChild

A really stupid AIM-bot

BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.

BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.

by homdawg101 May 1, 2006

Starter Pokemon

Refers to the Pokemon that you can start with in the mainline Pokemon games. You get to pick one of three of these Pokemon per game. All of them have a three-way evolutionary line. They are usually one of the strongest Pokemon introduced and they are usually one of the most commonly used Pokemon throughout the game and by other players. So far they have all been of the Grass, Fire, and Water type.

Which Pokemon did you pick for your Starter Pokemon?

by u_no_who_right June 3, 2010

farter starter

1. Any number of foods that can cause rocket gas.
2. When somebody hugs you too tightly, thus having a pump priming effect with your poo gas.

"That beef and bean burrito was a real farter starter!"
"Oh! Let go! You're giving me a farter starter!"

by Mark IV November 16, 2009